Pop Quiz! Which of the following is the MOST dreaded exercise of all time:

  1. Burpees
  2. Push-ups
  3. Crunches
  4. Anything involving getting out of bed and exerting energy
  5. All of the above

Trick question – they’re ALL correct. Congrats! Please pick up your participation trophy at the front desk.

Clearly this isn’t a scientific approach. But judging from the emails I receive and conversations I’ve had with coaching clients over the past couple of decades, it’s accurate.

And there’s good reason: The best exercises are usually less than pleasant, because they work a number of muscle groups at the same time.

Burpees, for example, are a total body exercise, combining upper body, lower and core.

Push-ups work the chest, triceps, shoulders and core.

Crunches are not only tough, but they may remind you it’s time to cut back on nighttime eating.

And here’s the thing:

What you avoid doing is likely what you need the  most.

Progress happens outside your comfort zone, as the saying goes.

If it didn’t, we could all get in shape sitting on the couch eating sleeves of Oreos while binge watching Fixer Upper.

If only.

I personally do not do crunches, but not (just because) they’re not fun, but because if I did them my spine could collapse on itself like a house of cards.

Here’s why.

As I’ve mentioned in PRIOR POSTS, I have osteoporosis from an eating disorder in my teens.

Quick tangent: I mention why I have osteoporosis because weight training is a way to help reduce your risk. So… since it’s my jam, why wouldn’t I have bones that could withstand the force of an F5 hurricane? Starving myself at a time of my life when my body was laying down bone mass resulted in paying the price now for how I mistreated my body over 40 years ago.

Osteoporosis in my spine makes it more susceptible to fracture when exerting force on it in a curved (e.g. crunch-like) posture.

So crunches are OUT for me.

As a result, I’ve had to get creative. Fortunately, there are plenty of ways to get an effective ab workout without crunches.

Whether you’re avoiding crunches because they suck, or because you’d rather not end up in a full body cast (I don’t know if that’s what happens when you break your spine, but it’s a vision that keeps me from tempting fate…), I’m here to tell you: You can firm up your abs without them.

That’s the good news.

The bad news is the alternatives aren’t a walk in the fitness park.

Either way, it takes work to get results, regardless of your approach.

And, if you’re striving for flatter abs, you need to look at your diet as well.

Let’s keep things simple for today and just get into the exercises themselves… do these 3x/week at the end of your workout: 

SIDE PLANKS: 

Lie on your side with one leg and foot stacked on the other. Engage your abdominals (imagine you’re about to get tickled by your grandson), and prop yourself up onto our forearm while keeping your shoulder in line with your elbow; keep your body in a straight line – shoulders, hips, knees and ankles should line up. Hold 20 seconds or longer; relax and repeat on the opposite site. 

 

 

 

 

 

REVERSE CRUNCH:

Lie on a bench or on the floor, reach overhead and grasp onto the end of the bench or a sturdy table leg. Bend legs as shown. To ensure proper form, keep legs bent and place your thumb on the bottom of your rib cage and index finger on your hip bone. Focus on contracting your abdominals and bringing your hip bone up to meet your rib cage. Squeeze at the top as you exhale. Return to starting position — do no relax at the bottom, keep abs contracted throughout the move — and repeat for as many reps as you can in good form. For a greater challenge, keep legs straight up as you crunch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLANK UPS:

This advanced exercise is a toughie! Start in a classic plank position resting on your forearms and keeping your upper body in a straight line – shoulders, hips, knees and ankles should line up. Then “walk up” into a straight arm position as in a push-up; walk back down into the plank and then back up to the straight arm position. Be sure to keep your abdominals engaged throughout the exercise. Do as many as you can and gradually increase reps as you get stronger.

 

What’s your ab routine? Try these and let me know how you do by commenting below! I’d love to hear from you. 

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Your Ageless Body Coach,